Fuck, i thought i was pregnant but i wasn't ( i did take care of my self and used protection but i was extremely paranoid) but i am not. i am so fucking

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F***, i thought i was pregnant but i wasn’t ( i did take care of my self and used protection but i was extremely paranoid) but i am not. i am so f****** relive about it. Since i am a person who hates kids and since i was 12 years old i knew i didn’t want them. i completely despise the idea of being a mother and having kids. i’m currently taking way better care of myself and i’m way more careful and i am planning to get surgery to be permanently sterile, yes i hate the idea of kids that much. i have to be honest and had to get this out of my chest this truth.

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Pumpkill King of the pumpkins.
This is not a Halloween Jacko lantern, instead something straight from a nightmare in the deepest pits of hell. It feeds on souls of humans that carve pumpkins, and chews on entire families like candy.
It is said that every time it eats another soul, another pumpkin seed is planted, if Pumpkil is crushed it’s mind is moved over to the next pumpkin making it unkillable.
Pumpkil is powered by dark magic, and a black flame inside of its core burning since the night it was lit in the early 1200s.

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