This weekend was a awesome one. I spent both days fucking my ass with cucumbers and homemade toys. I started in the shower with a smaller one. By the end

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This weekend was a awesome one. I spent both days f****** my a** with cucumbers and homemade toys. I started in the shower with a smaller one. By the end of the weekend I was loving the full feeling of a 3 inch wide 10 inch long homemade Boi p**** pleaser. The worst part is……I want more! I woke up Monday morning feeling empty. I bet you could slap my hole and make some music. I wish I had someone to s*** and f***. But I guess my toys will have to do. In the shower tonight. I gonna try f****** a shampoo bottle

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Pumpkill King of the pumpkins.
This is not a Halloween Jacko lantern, instead something straight from a nightmare in the deepest pits of hell. It feeds on souls of humans that carve pumpkins, and chews on entire families like candy.
It is said that every time it eats another soul, another pumpkin seed is planted, if Pumpkil is crushed it’s mind is moved over to the next pumpkin making it unkillable.
Pumpkil is powered by dark magic, and a black flame inside of its core burning since the night it was lit in the early 1200s.

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