I went back to IKEA today. I tried not to, I try not to a lot, but I couldn’t help myself, I couldn’t resist, I had to get my daily dose of je.rking o.ff to those beautiful, hot, thicc, blue eyed, blonde haired Swedish girls that work there. They are so hot, I love them so much, I want to fu.ck them so badly. I started off looking at all the display stuff, I do actually buy something each time I go, I’m not a freeloader, I want to earn my reward, je.rking it to those sweet Swedish girls, then I make my way to the food court, I order my Swedish meatballs, I also get to talk to those Swedish girls that work there, it really turns me on, but only about what I’m ordering and/or buying, I can’t hold up other people in line or needing helping and I can’t do more than quick casual talk, otherwise those girls will be on to me, then while I eat my food and sneak pictures of the girls at the food court for sp.ank bank material later, then I go back to looking at all the display stuff, then the Swedish girls that work there that walk around in the store, I take pictures of them as well, then I make my way to the bathrooms, the bathrooms are nice and clean, I have my first wa.nk there, if I’m feeling frisky, I will wa.nk in the cargo or display area, but there has to be privacy and/or little to no people, security, and cameras around, I can’t get caught, I don’t want to be arrested or banned, then I make my way down to the cargo area, I look at stuff there, I take pictures of the Swedish girls that work there as well, then I buy what I’m gonna buy, then I leave, then I go home, je.rk o.ff some more, go to bed, wake up, go to work, then immediately go back to IKEA, and repeat. I love it, I love it so much, I love living next to an IKEA, I love the Swedish girls that work there so much, I really want to fu.ck them, I really want to marry one of them. God, I love them and IKEA so much. I want to move to Sweden someday, I love their culture, their food, and especially their girls. I’m so ho.rny, I have to do it again tomorrow. I can’t live without those girls and IKEA, I’m obsessed. I’m not crazy though, I do not sta.lk them and I do not plan to do harm. If they quit or IKEA closes or I get caught and banned, I will d.ie.