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I just did something that single men of my age never do.

(normally I’d show up at SimplyConfess, and read the latest, and respond with something witty, or crass, or both, but instead I offer this sincere admission)

I took it upon myself to update my undershirts. I was beginning to see little tinges of yellow in the best of those in the pile, and realized how this was going to evolve (not favorably).

SO I ordered 18 brand new t-shirts, and completely dispensed with the old pile.

Took them all out of the packages at once, and fully replaced the pile (complete with a note to self at the bottom listing the date, and in which 3rd-world country the garments were made )

So now I’m set…

Although it would be nice if a woman could admire my updated undershirts one day before long.

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