In Toronto, you can be a child predator facing five years of prison time for possession of child S abuse media. But if you off yourself to avoid accountability, people will still celebrate your life and even raise money in the thousands to give you a proper send off.

Because at the end of the day, nobody will care if you were a nonce, when you were everyone’s favourite person to do ketamine with.

Burn in hell, Mike Dineen, you filthy peddohfile.