El. Oh el.
Maybe I outta tie that long hair on your head to the short hair on your a** and kick you down the street!
-Hank Hill aka King of the hill
I still get off to the memory of you crying and clutching yourself after you woke up in our hotel room with your clothes on the floor and a sticky feeling. Thank you for drinking so much you were unconscious it made it so easy to have my fun with you.
