My Boss is an A#S and in meetings he taps his pen on his coffee cup non stop. It is so damn annoying especially to the people in the meeting remotely.
So last night, I was the last one to leave the office and I JO’d into his coffee cup and swirled it around coating the sides. Also, he never washes it out, so I am looking forward to the meeting today and seeing him pour a cup and swallow my c#m load unknowingly.