Here’s a free tip: don’t get married, because no one truly has your back. Through sickness and health? I doubt it…
listen here you stoopid american monkey man. In my country, somewhere eastern European, tis’ not gay to play with another mans man bun. Besides your daughter, tickle my meat stick while I tickle Tony’s man bun. Tis male bonding excersise you fucken American phaegot. -The adventures of man bun milos.
Eli, come get me RIGHT NOW.
