Desperate times call for Desperate measures, I know you are struggling to provide for your family. Can't afford to give your kids an Easter egg hunt this

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Desperate times call for Desperate measures, I know you are struggling to provide for your family.
Can’t afford to give your kids an Easter egg hunt this year? There is help. Now offering trades.
You want 6 eggs, we can trade. I’ll take your wife.
You want 12 eggs? The heart of your grandma in a freezer.
-Evil Easter Bunny.

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I am Svetlana Maria Sonday. I hate Brad Todd and Meredith from A Care Connection of NJ, LLC because they force me to do job training and I hate job training. Brad and Meredith are not good people. I hate Melissa from DVRS in NJ because she forced me to join job training and I am retired. I hate job training. Okay?

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