my fucking ass hurts - Simply Confess

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my f****** a** hurts

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Today was my last day of work as a mall Easter Bunny until Christmas, so I had a productive day at work.
I beat up the mall manager Ken, squeezed the t I t s of his wife.
Went through 82 cans of beer in April at work.
And had a b0ner all day today
-Mall Santa FML.

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I don’t care.

Come get me NOW.

Post your number Eli.

If you want me to trust you then PROVE to me that I can. Otherwise shut up about that self improvement b******* and get your a** out here.

Now post your goddamn number.