I could melt you on Easter Sunday right in front of your kids just for a laugh with my heat vision. -Evil Jesus.
Today was my last day of work as a mall Easter Bunny until Christmas, so I had a productive day at work. I beat up the mall manager Ken, squeezed the t I t s of his wife. Went through 82 cans of beer in April at work. And had a b0ner all day today -Mall Santa FML.
I don’t care.
Come get me NOW.
Post your number Eli.
If you want me to trust you then PROVE to me that I can. Otherwise shut up about that self improvement b******* and get your a** out here.
Now post your goddamn number.
