I could melt you on Easter Sunday right in front of your kids just for a laugh with my heat vision. -Evil Jesus.
Last day for Easter photos! Come into the mall for Easter photos! Come sit on my lap! I’ve had a B0NER for 6 hours! And I will squeeze your wife’s t I ts. -Mall Easter Bunny FML.
I was away for three weeks and I suspected my Asian wife would sleep with at least one guy while I was away. When I got back, I went through all of her dirty p******, there were 20 pairs in the bin. I opened them up to the gusset / crotch buried my nose in it and deeply inhaled to detect any different odors, such as condom smell or male smell or c*** smell or sperm. There were two in question that had a little stain and smelled a little different. Hard to tell if she cheated or not. But as I write this I got a huge b****.