Hurry up b*tch sit on my lap quick so my boss doesn’t see this raging b0ner I’ve had for 2 n a half hours after seeing your sister walk by.
I am fucken wasted today and apparently so is my c0ck!
All of today’s Easter photos have had a massive b0ner in them, ha ha f***.
Let’s hope mall management doesn’t see this erec tion.
-Mall Easter Bunny FML.
