All heads will be shaved, black b******, white men, transvestites, ghetto trash, lesbians, boomers, and Karens too! An Electric razor shaver coming to a hear near you! And holy fucc this shaver is rusty and hurts! All your hair will be fed to the homeless and served as soup! Rejoice! Youve been shaved! Now hold still so we can tattoo your serial number across your bald head. You are now in the program. Bald heads forever. the weekly shaving has begun! BUZZZZZZ! -BALDHEADREVOLUTIONS.