F*** you Matthew, you’re a terrible awful friend. Ive wasted so much time on your fatass.
An organised but not complete list of all my girlfriends. 1. Ashley B (2012) 2. Natalia Osh (2012) 3. Crystal (2012) 4. Kelsey (2013) 5. Laurie H (2013) 6. Kailey T (2014) 7. Sasha (2014) 8. Nancy R (2014) 9. Trisha C (2014) 10. Aiko (2014) 15. Justice R (2015) 16. Christine R (2015) 17. Emily Z (2015) 18. Mordecai (2016) 19. Samantha B (2016) 20. Natalia (2016) 21. Kathryn (2016) 22. Benita (2017) 23. Kylie (2017) 24. Marleen (2020) 25. Lilly (2020) 26. Julia* (2020) 27. Marianna (2023)
There are too many vagabonds and beggars in the cities these days. They should be forced to work as rickshaw drivers.
