I wish to tell you the hilarious tale of S*** Off Man, the poor little molested paraplegic boy. This happened in my town in the mid 90s. When he was a kid around 6 or 7 his new step father told him if he sucked his c*** he would get super powers like superman. After several weeks of sucking him off he decided to climb up on to the roof of his families house and use his super powers to fly. He fell to the ground and broke his spine and became a paraplegic for life. His step dad was arrested and jailed. The embarrassing details behind the ancient stayed secret for over a decade until the step dad was released from prison and started joking about it. Mr. Wheelchair became a town joke after that and people nick named him S*** OFF MAN.