Now we know why Obama visited 10 Downing Street a few days ago. It is all fun and games, until the world is on fire, the pacific fleet is sitting on the

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Now we know why Obama visited 10 Downing Street a few days ago.

It is all fun and games, until the world is on fire, the pacific fleet is sitting on the ocean floor, and the coasts are uninhabitable.
But our gender-bender t***** space force will protect us…by using the proper pronouns.

Next up, Aliens attack and unite us all.

New Confession

I have a weird story to tell you all. There was this girl in my college “Sapana”- who liked me. After we graduated college, I messaged her on facebook saying, ‘hi’.

She messaged me back saying that I proposed to her (to marry me)- which I never did in my entire life. I may have kissed her and slept in the same bed with her a few times, but that’s it. I never ever asked her to marry me.

She then said that I sang her a song a song with my marriage proposal. A song I do not know from an Indian movie I had not seen- so that doesn’t make any sense either. I decided that this girl has serious issues and decided to block her on facebook.

I have since gotten married to a lovely lady and thankfully- haven’t heard from Sapana since. I’ll count my blessings.

Related Confessions

I have a weird story to tell you all. There was this girl in my college “Sapana”- who liked me. After we graduated college, I messaged her on facebook saying, ‘hi’.

I have since gotten married to a lovely lady and thankfully- haven’t heard from Sapana since. I’ll count my blessings.