Richard Huckle said your mum fucked around with a penguin that’s why you’re bald like a fockin ostrich egg.
The smell of her body hair made me a wild horse. Jolly J!zzle
My brother spent the night, sometime in the middle of it. He joined me in bed, naked and began removing my boxers. Next thing I know we were having s**.
The next morning he asked, “Did I enjoy it?”. The answer was yes
