shot a video on my phone of me dumping a load of c** on a thong. It uploaded to our Google Photos account and my wife saw it. She did NOT understand, to put it mildly. A week later and she’s still getting over it. Good thing I didn’t tell her the thong belongs to her little sister Mandy. Or that I was going to upload the video to my xHamster account. Or that I have a couple dozen videos just like that of me c****** on p****** and bras, some of them hers, most of them not. Or that some of the videos include other guys c****** on them too, sometimes at the same time.