Wow. So it turns out I'm gay. Who knew? Hello, gays! I'm one of you now! I need a boyfriend. I can't wait to make out with hot guys and get plodded from

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Wow. So it turns out I’m gay. Who knew? Hello, gays! I’m one of you now! I need a boyfriend. I can’t wait to make out with hot guys and get plodded from behind!

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When I watch p*rn I pull up pictures of Ryan Gosling along side the video and imagine it’s us. I have a feeling I will never find love, marry, or have kids because of my unfortunate appearance so I find comfort in my creepy celebrity crush on Ryan Gosling. Sorry Ryan.