I am here to confess the worst things I’ve ever done:

1. Pretended I had Tourette’s Syndrome at my old job so I could call out obscene remarks and swear words without retribution. This one was actually pretty funny, they all had to just take it.
2. Showed my c*** to another man in a parking lot for $100.
3. Finger-banged my friend’s girlfriend (we were 16)
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