I heard Homophobic Guy got 5 way spitroasted last night at cleos. Apparently he walked in asking for 5 of the blackest and hungest men to meet him on the dancefloor and that he was going to be made macho that night. He said he was tired of Corvallis saying he wasn’t macho and he wanted to be made macho once and for all. Seems like he may have enjoyed the initiation a little too much, he was dancing, sniffing poppers, smoking and cheeking dongs until well after 2am! Welcome to the club macho man!

Cream Gene