My high school girlfriend was in a dream I had last night for the first time maybe in decades. She was beautiful and nice and I liked her and we kissed.
Then I looked her up on Facebook today and she’s still fairly pretty but she’s f****** MAGA trash and there’s no bigger turn off than that.
I used to think it would be fun to run into her and f*** her sometime but that MAGA s*** is like saltpeter.
