My older brother forgot his towel and didn’t know what else to do so he walked through the living room with a sock on his wiener and said “Shut up. I forgot my towel. His wiener was really long and I saw his nuts. He didn’t have any hair around it so I think he shaved it. I’m 14 and asked him if I should shave mine too and now we’re so much closer as brothers. We talk about everything. And then he broke up with his girlfriend and he was sad because she cheated on him with his friend, so we stayed up all night talking and playing the Xbox. He said I was his best friend and he hated that and then he hugged me and punched my shoulder. I guess I just wish we could always stay this close.
