I hate eggs. I don’t dwell on my hatred of eggs and I’m glad there is no chicken coming up to me, pecking me, wondering wtf?

I just don’t eat eggs. The odd time I am forced to think about it when they accidentally put one in my breakfast sandwich, in which case I throw it in the garbage or out the window. Might as well feed the birds.

I am not obligated to like eggs. I also take it as a personal attack when they throw an egg on there.

No, I’m just kidding, it doesn’t happen often. I know a woman who once did it, and I know she was trying to be sweet. I didn’t even say hold the egg, it was a sandwich that didn’t have egg. Early morning. I pulled over and dropped in a parking lot up the street. Sweet, but counter productive to my hatred for eggs.

Girl did it the other day, and I knew she just messed up, didn’t understand what I asked for, I knew it was coming, first thing I do was look, and sure enough. An agg. I didn’t hold it against her.

The other time was at a restaurant at the place I worked. That time I was working with this dude who hated me for what I assume is me being the ex FWB with a woman he wanted, I didn’t know they knew each other, I think she was stalking me, trying to get to me somehow, I didn’t know it at the time, it was covert, and he hated me. I never once talked about her or it to him. He knew, I didn’t, and he really didn’t like me. So I got this sandwich, I opened it in front of him “as, f***…. I told her no egg…” I could have offered it to him, I didn’t like him much either tbh, I never showed it or cared what he though, I didn’t really react to hate he threw at me when he did, I go “f***…egg” grabbed the egg off, dumped it right in the garbage.

He goes “wtf are you doing?

I told him, I don’t like egg… I told her no egg”

I didn’t say it, but it’s like “this is my sandwich… I can do whatever the f*** I want with it… You got a problem with that? You want me to walk around the airport asking people if they’re hungry and want an egg off my sandwich? Drive to the downtown and feed it to a hungry b**? Take a flight to a famished country and offer the egg to a hungry child?