OK, my old friend, Louie, once needed expensive surgery… and he was a ROTUND individual… Not being able to afford the surgery, he went ON WELFARE in order to have the surgery paid for by the government (aka you and I). Some third party at the local bowling alley wondered aloud: “What does Louie do with the 15-pound block of cheese he must get every month??” (A: “he eats it on the way home from the welfare office”)