U.S.A. To Russia: Dear Russia, It has come to our attention that your country is under the control of an a******. We know what that’s like, remember Trump? Well anyway, we just wanted to let you know that it’s about time you “eliminate” your”problem”, and rejoin the rest of the world, so we can all try to get along again. We know that the Russian people are basically good, and we like you a lot, but if your “problem” tries to nuke us, we will have no choice but to turn your country into a glass parking lot, radioactive for the next forty-thousand years. We will bury you. There will be no survivors. The destruction will be total. We have the ability to do this within about an hour. Have a nice day.
