I fucking hate lottery addicts. As a convenience store employee, NOBODY is more aggravating and irritating to deal with than the dumb shits who waste

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I f****** hate lottery addicts. As a convenience store employee, NOBODY is more aggravating and irritating to deal with than the dumb shits who waste their money on scratch-offs. Seriously, of you’re one of those annoying assholes who asks what number every ticket is on, STOP DOING THAT. There is no pattern! You’re either gonna waste your money on this ticket, or that ticket, or that other ticket. JUST F****** PICK ONE. Pay your idiot tax and go the f*** home.

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I have just spent half an hour chatting to the new girl renting next door.
She a 25 year old primary school teacher, boring I hear you say…… no not at all, I was naked and so was she! It’s just so hot that nobody seems to care about what we used to call ‘common decency’, it’s all forgotten.
Lovely t*** Laura, fabulous b** Laura.

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My mother was a witch.

After she died, I went through an the boxes in the basement.

Found books of rituals and spells with dried candle wax melted all over them. Small dolls made of straw and scraps of fabric.

Many years earlier, before she died, my grandmother told me that my mother practiced witchcraft. My sister said it was the dementia taking, but I saw the look on my grandmother’s face. It was not dementia.