Even though I barely knew her, I convinced myself she was the one. I spent 8 years pining over her instead of living my life. I made a complete ass out of

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Even though I barely knew her, I convinced myself she was the one. I spent 8 years pining over her instead of living my life. I made a complete a** out of myself acting like a lunatic because I was so delusional that I thought she actually cared and was f****** with me. I spent hundreds of hours trying to win her over via cryptic internet communication. What a joke I am. No wonder I’m so empty inside. -Johnny

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I have just spent half an hour chatting to the new girl renting next door.
She a 25 year old primary school teacher, boring I hear you say…… no not at all, I was naked and so was she! It’s just so hot that nobody seems to care about what we used to call ‘common decency’, it’s all forgotten.
Lovely t*** Laura, fabulous b** Laura.

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My mother was a witch.

After she died, I went through an the boxes in the basement.

Found books of rituals and spells with dried candle wax melted all over them. Small dolls made of straw and scraps of fabric.

Many years earlier, before she died, my grandmother told me that my mother practiced witchcraft. My sister said it was the dementia taking, but I saw the look on my grandmother’s face. It was not dementia.