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I don’t like what rap has become. There used to positive messages, clever metaphors and similes, and now it’s all monosyllabic mumbling and nonsensical auto tuned vocalizations of what I guess are supposed to be sound effects to glorify senseless violence.

Even the rappers names today trash, like Meezo, Lil Uzi Vert, and a clown brigade of a bunch of grown men calling themselves Baby.

The beats are also horrible. Now everything is a dark and depressing sound backed by loud and obnoxious 808 drums that all sound the same.

Where did the feel good Funk, Jazz, and soul go?

How did we the rap audience allow the b******* pretending to be rap happen?

Is the world coming to an end.

Because it certainly sounds that way…

New Confession

Mom’s going to have my frenulum removed. She took me to two women physicians and they are lesbians. One looks a lot like a guy.

They examined my co ck told mom it’s a good idea to snip out my frenulum. My frenulum runs from between the two haves of my co ck head and then down my co ck about an inch along the pink inner foreskin.

They told mom they would cut it all off starting up at the head and running down the shaft. The doctor who looks like a guy told mom that she should remove the inner foreskin altogether. She wants to prune it all so it’s all one color and she said she’d do it so it’s as taunt as a drum. Mom just nodded in approval. The doctor said I approved too because my co ck was sticking up hard.

The physician said they would cauterize it with a hot needle. She said this is what I need to stop my compulsive rubbing and tugging on it. I don’t know what they are going to do to it. The doctor said I’ll appreciate it after it is circumcised again, but this time done correctly. She said it will feel much better after she is done with it and it will be much less of a problem and much less troublesome.

She told mom it will look nicer after all the pink skin is snipped, clipped and removed along with the frenulum and tightened up. Mom said yes it needs to be done.

They wrote stuff in the chart about my co ck and how they are going to cut it. Then mom signed the paper to have it done. Mom said it is her decision to make and she has decided to have it properly pruned. Mom said when the doctors are done it will be the way she wants it.

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