No, you can’t have any.

I wish I could share it with a woman who is on my mind though. And sure yeah, hers. Instead of making a portion that would go directly to a**, 5 slices of bacon, a few tbsp of butter, 2 inches off the cheese, use the entire pound of bacon, the entire block of of cheese. Maybe try something different, use Italian bread crumbs on top I bought and used in meatballs last week.

That’s a fantasy.