Congrats on your marriage, buddy. You basically tied yourself too bitching, complaining, nagging best friend who doesn't know what she wants and you can't

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Congrats on your marriage, buddy. You basically tied yourself too bitching, complaining, nagging best friend who doesn’t know what she wants and you can’t do anything right.

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Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique, then proceeds to blast a hole through the wall 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

-Optimus Prime.

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