Your stupid w**** should have bought you some sessions at the brow studio instead of bbq tools because damn, you go way beyond caterpillars, ya got some damn wooly mammoth s*** going on up there and besides…you can’t grill for s*** anyway. You overcook everything. Although that doesn’t really matter anymore since you aren’t grilling for any of YOUR kids or grandkids now…just your w**** since you chose her over your very own flesh and blood. 👌🖕
