I like to fart in small plastic sealable baggies and then put them in a big clear jar and place that jar on my coffee table and tell people who visit that

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I like to fart in small plastic sealable baggies and then put them in a big clear jar and place that jar on my coffee table and tell people who visit that those bags are filled with sacred air from some made up temple in Asia and that if they inhale the bagged air they will be blessed by the goddess Flatulus and then I offer a baggie and watch them eat my farts…

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