As long as I have been visiting this site, Marcus and Janet have apparently not gotten married. I used to have morbid curiousity about that whole backstory. But I figured if I asked here, I would never get a response because the prayer poster would never see or respond because my question would be lost in all the Corvallus posts and the Chinese incel p*** posts, or even the posts about that allegedly loser man who left his wife and kids for a homewrecking w****. Definitely would get lost in the cries to abort all male fetuses. So I took matters into my own hands. After weeks of exhaustive internet research, I found Marcus. Contacted him. Figured we could have a man to man heart to heart talk about it. He agreed to meet to answer my questions. And hours later, as he was f****** my a** in every conceivable position, I had the beginnings of my answer.