I’ve all but confirmed through research and DNA testing that the man I knew to be my maternal grandfather was not biologically so, and I found the guy that is.

Obviously there’s complicated outcomes to that but on a lighter (and still irritating note), after looking into him and his family, I still have no grandparents or great grandparents born outside of the United States so no non-US passport for me.

Like, c’mon Grandma, could you have been a little more thoughtful in your affairs and hooked up with some European tourist so I could get a break from this shithole country