Working in a store that sells beer and cigarettes, you start to realize how many people out there are illiterate morons with little to no attention span. We recently started selling a new cigarette called ‘PALERMO’, and oh my god… 99% of customers can’t even read that simple word. Goddamn dumbasses. Montego, Seneca, Palermo… you’d think you were asking them to read Russian.

And don’t even get me started on the lottery addicts. These dumb bastards waste literally HUNDREDS of dollars, and then go home and wonder why they’re poor. It’s basically a fine for being stupid. I call it the ‘Idiot Tax’, because that’s exactly what it is. They’re all sooooo obsessed with hitting that BIG $500, but they’ll usually spend that much or more trying to find it.

And then there are the ones who are absolutely baffled by something as simple as a f****** credit card machine. For some people, asking them to insert their card and press the green button is like rocket science. You might as well be asking them to fly the Space Shuttle. How do these idiots even manage to dress themselves in the morning?

I can’t imagine what it must be like to be that dim-witted. They say ignorance is bliss, and it’s probably true, to an extent. Stupid people don’t realize how dumb they really are, and the rest of us with actual functioning brains have to put up with all the little half-wits who are always in our way screwing things up.