I peruse Ancestry d** calm and I see pictures of my present-day DNA matches, and I am so tempted to communicate to them: “Lets get b*** naked and f*** tonight”.

We’re far away as relatives, so if we made babies together it wouldn’t be a concern. How could I be related to so many hotties. And they are so consistent at putting forward their best side when representing their DNA on Ancestry.

Now I need to go and squeeze one out at the mere thought of these hotties.