Sorry to break it to you, you might be disappointed but those are not straight men.

Straight men don’t screw other men. There is a big difference between a straight beautiful feminine women and….. you (I say that with disgust). You certainly are no substitute for that. That’s for sure. I don’t even need to see you, without a doubt you are not a substitute.

Just keep that in mind. You are not screwing a straight man, it’s gay.