See what my son’s done to me. Come live with me when he’s gone so I can bill Cosby you’re stupid fat a**.
I don’t like goodbyes with people I like, I sometimes I just skip it. Often in these scenarios, I just cancel the last meeting we’re supposed to have and say I’m ill. That way the last time I saw them isn’t sad because we thought we had one more meeting before parting ways and we don’t need to say farewell.