Im on a bunch of blood thinners and ive been chainsmoking weed all night which also thins out my blood, so the odds Ill survive are pretty low to begin with. Ill also have a bottle of bear mace in my breast pocket which will probably explode instantly, and ignite into a teargas fireball, and shrapnel will tear through my heart and kill me instantly if the teargas fireball below my head doesnt do the job.