good thing i ran a quick google search on your seminar.
It wouldnt do to set myself on fire in your front lawn when everyone is at
your studio on front street. Ill show up there to immolate myself instead.
I want as big an audience as possible. I had no idea where your studio was,
thanks for the flier, dumbass, now I know exactly what room to come to too!
Unfortunately, I cant guarantee anyones safety since I’m gonna be covering myself in
gasoline and lighting myself on fire indoors instead of on your front lawn. oh well.
sometimes sacrifices must be made for justice. this is not a threat, it is a promise.
Call me and negotiate or im gonna f*** your whole sunday up, as well as the rest of your life.
Fire marshalls gonna have your a**. Your renter’s insurance wont cover self immolation. Time to make
the news! And youve been warned, so you will be criminally negligent for any injuries
suffered by your customers if you dont negotiate and dont call off your seminar today and I show up and light
myself on fire because you had prior knowledge of an active self-immolation threat. At the very least,
Im gonna make sure you have to give everyone their money back, ruin your reputation, and scar you for life. Maybe ill block the doorway
when i ignite myself if im feeling froggy so it turns into a real shitshow. Maybe ill do it in the hallway outside your studio and you wont
even know im there until the fire alarm goes off, im burning, and the flames have spread and trapped you all inside. See I dont want to hurt anyone, but care more about wanting to make sure
Im looking into her eyes when I do it. I want her to watch me die. I want to traumatise her for the rest of her life and destroy your reputation and maybe your studio and expensive
cameras and lights and junk thats collectively worth more than Ill make in 10 years you fat balding p************. See you at building d suite 41. I will be lighting myself on fire there today if you dont exonerate me.