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I know that’s you spreading those lies about me here Corvallus sure I love a good bone rodeo every once in a while and yeah Im a switch at the pickle parks but I’ll be damned to put up with you talking smack about the greatest burger around! I would never let a man defile the Burger GOAT Big Buford with their poo poo! Sure sometimes I pass gas so heartily that it permeates bun but that’s my own damn flavoring not some twinkle toed fairy q****! You better put respect on my name and the Big Buford or Prestonian is gonna turn your backclam into an Arby’s Beef & Cheddar with that Arby Sauce flowing out!

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