No, they don’t turn me on at all.

At all. In no way. I like a thinner, more fit, not ripped, I don’t like muscles, in shape woman. I don’t like the fitness freak woman I’m just not a fan of blubber, folds, and the like. I’m in good physical shape, not fat, and I work for it, so I am allowed to expect it.

I like the classic woman.

I would just as soon sit around doing any number of things alone none of which has anything remotely to do with s**, a really good video game, making music, building a model kit, than to be in the company of anyone who is “wrong” in any way. That’s just me, I’m a rare breed, but yeah. I don’t don’t “take what I can get, which if we are being real is A LOT of women. If I took what I could get I’d be getting fucked 3 times a day from 20 different women at all times. I can’t “function” with just anything. Mine doesn’t work in most circumstances. I don’t understand guys who do. It just does not work. It’s functional, it’s not erectile dysfunction, I’m just not turned on. It’s nobody’s fault, I’m just not into her for one reason or another. Maybe she’s fat? Maybe I disagree with her philosophies of life? She has an irritating personality, maybe she’s dumb. That’s alright I’m sure any number of guys out there would want to get with her, just not me.