Dude I have no idea who the f*** you are, I never called you. I don’t even know a “johnny” or whoever you are. I have my call logs to prove that, you are just some crazy dude that I mistakenly texted. As far as I know your name isn’t James because that’s what you told me. I was drunk met a hot guy and wrote the number down wrong. So instead of getting laid I get whatever the f*** this is. Leave me alone I don’t know you. I have no reason to fake it or who I am, you intentionally targeted some poor stranger because your f****** delusional. I changed my number but you should stop being like this with total strangers.
