Brian Pattison was a talentless, skilless, worthless, useless 50 year old virgin who happened to know a few people who went on to be famous when he was a

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Brian Pattison was a talentless, skilless, worthless, useless 50 year old virgin who happened to know a few people who went on to be famous when he was a teenager. STOP MAKING LOSERS FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET!!!!!! He was chasing underage girls around on facebook for Christ’s sakes. Didn’t even start a band til like 5 years ago, and they f****** sucked and were terrible. I’m glad he died of Covid, I just wish the scene would stop martyrizing these people, sick and tired of seeing his stupid face in my newsfeed. What a goddamn joke.

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I bet Mrs Piggy-BigRig loves that you can’t stop obsessing about the trauma your evil ex girlfriend gave you all over your social media.

You’re just angry that your fake conversion didn’t get you access to other women of the tribe. So you preyed on a desperate single mother.

I hope you and mayo monkey are happy.

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I bet Mrs Piggy-BigRig loves that you can’t stop obsessing about the trauma your evil ex girlfriend gave you all over your social media.

You’re just angry that your fake conversion didn’t get you access to other women of the tribe. So you preyed on a desperate single mother.

I hope you and mayo monkey are happy.