I would ruthlessly dismantle anyone who threatened or upset you. I would psychologically eviscerate anyone who bullied you. I would take pleasure in beating the s*** out of anyone who tried to hurt you. My shadow is only scary when you’re on the receiving end, if you need to be protected, I just have to point it. Also I have a pool and I really want to kiss you and see how high we could fly together. You don’t need him, but I need you. We could be so happy together if you just gave me a chance.