I mean I agree with you. I’m not a fan of a***. But let’s say I was dating a girl who wanted me to f*** her in the a**. I’d use it as a bargaining chip to obtain an equally offensive s** act in return. And I damn sure wouldn’t want that girl getting poo all over my Johnson. So thats why I’d have her do a juice cleanse and douche her brown eye real quick. Also I’d probably recommend not using anything larger than your pinky if you don’t have a buttplug to stretch your a*** or at least some lube. There’s no cure for a prolapsed a***. You’ll be getting skid marks every time you fart for the rest of your life.