Based on your tomboy demeanor we both know you are bisexual. Not straight as an arrow. Although you did fail to disclose that you have fucked MDNA in the

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Based on your tomboy demeanor we both know you are bisexual. Not straight as an arrow. Although you did fail to disclose that you have fucked MDNA in the past, whose name you drop like a dog thinking about a juicy steak, although I can’t stand the evil b****. -25 Point deduction. Or the fact your “group therapy” session led to you befriending my ex and you both teamed up together to intentionally harass me. -50 Point Deduction. Which leaves only 25 Points for you, and I only shag 90’s or above. It looks like you will be unable to redeem yourself in time for your Birthday. However, your X is a 100 and is quite the Lover in every way. We have had a bit of practice over the past 5 years. Checkmate honey, your lesson; pawns should never f*** with Queens. 😉

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So I’m going to be dead honest. I’m a serial killer. I have kidnapped, tortured, killed, and sometimes ate parts of my victims. I have killed roughly 9 people and left 1 woman on the forest floor 2 Decembers ago. I do it honestly for a thrill/satisfaction. I don’t care about them or feel remorse, in fact I’m going to do it again in a few days. I’ve remained undetected by police since I target prostitutes and the homeless. They are outcast from society so nobody will notice them missing. And I’ve travelled across province to avoid detection in my town. So yeah! I appreciate you for reading this, thank you!

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