Well, tonight was it. The last BACKSNATCH BREEDING BLOWOUT for ol’ Corvallus.

Greazin’ & Sleazin’ is a young man’s game, and my heart, nuts, & JIZZLESTICK just ain’t in it anymore. No more Alligator Fuckhouse, no more Jampony Jerkins, no creaming of cacacoochie by a plethora of pingas.

It’s all women from here on out, cis or trans.

Catch me at Miami Velvet and Trapeze in the future, folks!